Joan Collins credited as playing...
Alexis Morell Carrington Colby
- Alexis Carrington Colby: How dare you talk to me about my son?
- Krystle Carrington: His son, too, Alexis!
- Alexis Carrington Colby: Yes, of course. *His* son! Like the baby upstairs is *his* grandson, and you're *his* wife, and Fallon is *his* darling daughter, and Steven is *his* embarrassment! Everyone is his, *his*, *HIS!* The past is over and nothing can change it, but let me tell you something, Krystle. The future is going to be very different, because in a very short time, this faultless family is going to be hearing from me, including you, and you especially are going to cringe at what you hear! Krystle Jennings Carrington! The oh, so sterling once, and maybe future, secretary!
- Cecil Colby: Were you for a moment frightened that I wasn't going to answer, Alexis?
- Alexis Carrington Colby: I was only frightened for you, darling.
- Cecil Colby: That I might have expired before the grand and holy moment. How could I when my wedding gift, a gift without peers is such that I do so. I can leap into my grave laughing, knowing that I've left you with power and money and with you and Blake at each other's throats. What's the matter, sweetheart, is this honeymoon talk upsetting you?
- Alexis Carrington Colby: A total stranger, an obese nurse, a fat phantom in white tells me my own flesh and blood is alive and well. Not my family, not one of you - why?