Noah Wyle credited as playing...
John Carter
- [Abby takes a dead fish out of the fish tank]
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Time of death: 7:36 AM
- Dr. John Carter: Aw, your fish coded?
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yep, third time this week. Every afternoon I restock the little pond here, and every morning it's like the Exxon Valdez came through.
- Dr. John Carter: You can get somebody else to do this for you.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Well, I'm committed.
- Dr. John Carter: Committed fish killer.
- [Abby drops the fish into Carter's coffee cup]
- Stella Willis: Hey, you know Howdy Doody? You look like Howdy Doody.
- Dr. John Carter: Thanks.
- Stella Willis: I hate Howdy Doody.
- Dr. John Carter: Abby said it was a good time.
- Dr. Susan Lewis: Don't worry, she hasn't cheated on you since that stripper named Thor.
- Dr. John Carter: I can be concerned, right?
- Dr. Susan Lewis: Don't be. He was wearing an American flag thong.