Randolph Mantooth credited as playing...
Paramedic John Gage
- Paramedic John Gage: [Johnny walks behind the squad and sees 3 boys] Well, how's it goin', guys?
- 3rd boy: Not so good.
- Paramedic John Gage: Wanna report a fire?
- [3rd boy shakes his head no]
- Paramedic John Gage: Did you start one?
- 3rd boy: If we did, we wouldn't tell you.
- Paramedic John Gage: Well, that's true.
- Boy pulling wagon: We lost somethin'.
- Paramedic John Gage: Okay. What?
- 3rd boy: A key.
- Boy pulling wagon: To my handcuffs.
- Paramedic John Gage: [Johnny motions to the boy in the wagon] And... .he's wearin' 'em?
- [Johnny turns to the other 2 boys]
- Paramedic John Gage: Well, where is the key?
- 3rd boy: My sister's got it.
- Paramedic John Gage: And she won't give 'em back?
- Boy pulling wagon: She can't. She threw it down the sewer. Girls!
- Paramedic John Gage: Yeah.
- [Johnny looks at the cuffs on the wagon boy's wrists]
- Paramedic John Gage: Well, looks like I better get the K-12.
- Boy in wagon: Will it hurt?
- Paramedic John Gage: A bit. But you're tough, aren't ya?
- [Boy in wagon nods yes]
- Paramedic John Gage: Yeah.
- [Johnny climbs up on the back of the squad and pulls the K-12 chop saw out of the case. He looks down as the boys are starting to walk away]
- Paramedic John Gage: Hey, where you guys goin'?
- 3rd boy: We'll try the police station.
- Paramedic John Gage: Well, they'll probably use a Wuffle Spring on ya.
- Boy in wagon: What's A Wuffle Spring?
- Paramedic John Gage: Well, it's a thing that operates a Raltnee. Has a big ratchet on it like a Crabbitts. Great for takin' off stuck handcuffs. But, of course, it makes a lotta noise.
- [Boys look worried]
- Paramedic John Gage: On the other hand, I might be able to get 'em off with a StetsoHydraulic Activator.
- 3rd boy: What's that?
- Paramedic John Gage: A pair of pliers.
- Boy in wagon: Honest?
- Paramedic John Gage: Honest.
- [Johnny grabs a pair of pliers, steps down off the squad and removes the handcuffs from the boy's wrists]