Jerry Ferrara credited as playing...
Turtle
- Turtle: Yo, James Cameron, Baby. This could be the worst piece-of-shit movie ever, and it'll still make a billion dollars.
- Carrie Carlson: [on her screen] Brad and Jen's master bath. Heartbreaking. Although I heard they might be getting back together.
- [Shauna wags finger and shakes her head]
- Turtle: [with big smile] Hey, Carrie, you have any, uh, pictures of Jen in the tub?
- Shauna: How about I tell Brad Pitt that you said that, Turtle? He'd kick your fucking ass!
- Turtle: Please. I don't think you get where we come from, okay, Shauna? I will slap Brad Pitt in his face!