Adrian Grenier credited as playing...
Vincent Chase
- Vincent Chase: [late at night at Playboy Mansion] Don't you need to go back to your wife?
- Ari Gold: No! I make the Goddamn rules.
- [adding softly:]
- Ari Gold: I've got till two.
- Turtle: [Johnny is afraid he's going to miss out on the Mansion party] Hey, don't worry, we'll bring you back a Playmate doggie bag.
- Vincent Chase: Oh, come on, guys, if Johnny doesn't go, none of us goes.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Thanks, bro.
- Ari Gold: I know you don't wanna hear this right now. I had an amazing meeting at Warner's.
- Vincent Chase: Oh, Ari... *Pleez* don't ruin the Mansion.
- Ari Gold: You wanna hear this, believe me.
- Vincent Chase: You know what I wanna hear? I wanna hear what the lovely Hef girls have to say.
- [Hugh Hefner's three live-in girlfriends are standing behind them]
- Vincent Chase: Look at how rude you are with your back to these lovely ladies.
- Ari Gold: Ah, they're better to look at than listen to.
- [to the trio:]
- Ari Gold: What have you got? Sorry. What have you got for us?
- Playmate: So what does the middle A stand for, Ari? Arrogant?
- Ari Gold: [humors them by laughing] Ah guh guh!
- Playmate: Abrasive?
- Playmate: Argumentative?
- Eric Murphy: Annoying?
- Vincent Chase: Asshole?
- Ari Gold: Et tu, Vinny? Et tu?
- Vincent Chase: [there's a problem with his brother's Mansion invite] Oh, don't worry, Johnny, you ought to be doing laps in the grotto. Right, E?
- Eric Murphy: Yeah, Shauna's called Hef's people to find out what Drama's drama is this time.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I didn't *do* anything!