Jerry Ferrara credited as playing...
Turtle
- Turtle: All right. Let's get this over with. Where do I take the piss test?
- X-Box Girl: The what?
- Turtle: The drug test. I drank three bottles of water in the car for this, so could we just get this over with, please?
- X-Box Girl: This is X-box, loser... not the Olympics. We don't give drug tests. If we did, we'd be out of business, idiot.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Sucker!