Adrian Grenier credited as playing...
Vincent Chase
- Vincent Chase: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: [not listening] What?
- Vincent Chase: [re the ferocious caged Rottweiler] I kind of wanna see this dog in action. Hey, Turtle, I'm guessing you wanna go to that lingerie party at the Mansion on Thursday night?
- Turtle: Yeah, what do you guys got in mind?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: You know what? For two years, you guys mooched off me. You ate my food, fucked my fall-out.
- Eric Murphy: Your what?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: My Melrose Place fall-out pussy. And what's my payback? Sharing a bathroom with this fat fuck.
- Turtle: Do you need to go at my weight, you balding unemployable douchebag?
- [gets whacked on the back of his head]
- Vincent Chase: Johnny, you're family, I need you close, all right? Besides, you're gonna thank me when Charles Manson breaks into the house and slits Eric's throat and we're all safe and sound with... What's the dog's name?
- Turtle: Arnold.
- Vincent Chase: Arnold?
- [Turtle chuckles]
- Vincent Chase: I like that. Get the dog, Turtle.
- Turtle: Quick decisions. That's why you're a star, Vince.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: You ain't got a deal. But I don't pick up dog shit.
- Vincent Chase: I don't know. It's a cop. I've never played a cop. Can I play a cop?
- Turtle: You can play anything, Vince.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: A cop's tough. I did four eps of Blue. The wrong guy can look real stupid carrying a gun.
- Turtle: And when were you on NYPD Blue?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: I was on Pacific Blue, cock breath.
- Turtle: Oh...
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: And you know that.
- Turtle: [carrying poster into restaurant] Yo, Vince, you need to sign this.
- Eric Murphy: Not now, Turtle.
- Turtle: It's for Mary at Nike. You want her to shut down our shoe supply?
- Eric Murphy: [to Vince] You better sign this.
- Vincent Chase: After lunch.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: [inspects poster critically] Don't sign that, Vince. They screwed it up. They got your eye color wrong.
- Vincent Chase: It's black-and-white.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: They look brown to me.
- Turtle: At least they didn't fuck up your package.
- Eric Murphy: What are you talking about? The poster's a head shot.
- Turtle: I'm just saying. Shit happens. I heard Warren Beatty sent back 300,000 one sheets for Heaven Can Wait... cos his dick looked too small in sweat pants.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: The guy's smart. He looks out for his image.
- Turtle: [as wannabes enter] Incoming! You gotta check this out! Oh, excuse me, you dropped these?