Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Ray Barone: Uh, you're lookin' pretty spiffy there, You got a hot date?
- Robert Barone: Uh, nah. I was over at the Holiday Inn. They have swing dancin' on Thursdays.
- Debra Barone: Oh, that sounds like fun.
- Robert Barone: Oh, it could have been, but before you dance, you gotta get up the nerve to approach a strange woman. Before you do that, you gotta stop throwing up in the men's room.
- Ray Barone: What are you so nervous about? You've been datin'.
- Robert Barone: Yeah, but that's datin'. This is... dancin'.
- Ray Barone: So?
- Debra Barone: Oh, yeah. I know what he means. Dancing is different. You're very vulnerable.
- Robert Barone: Yeah, it's a big risk asking someone if you can hold onto them for ten minutes.
- Ray Barone: All I want is five, and I get, "Get off me, I'm sleepin'."
- Debra Barone: Idiot.
- Ray Barone: I'm sure you complained about me the whole night, right? "Oh, Ray never takes me dancing. Ray doesn't hang up his clothes. Ray can't say the word 'cinnamum'"
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