Doris Roberts credited as playing...
Marie Barone
- Frank Barone: [fixing the stairs] Stupid, humped-up termite trap!
- [the stairwell collapses]
- Frank Barone: AAH!
- Marie Barone: Oh my God! Frank! Are you all right?
- Frank Barone: ...Holy crap!
- Marie Barone: Don't move! I'm coming right down!
- Frank Barone: I'm in enough pain!
- Debra Barone: So, how's the rib, Frank?
- Frank Barone: Okay, but I still can't burp the way I used to.
- Ray Barone: Just stick to your rehab, dad.
- Frank Barone: Boy am I glad to be out of that hospital. They had me so drugged up I didn't know whether I was coming or going.
- Marie Barone: I thought what they had you on was marvelous. I'm going to call Mexico to try and get some for the house.
- Marie Barone: I told him not to work on those stairs. I KNEW something like this would happen! I can't bare to see him hurt.
- [to Frank]
- Marie Barone: Why are you such a stubborn Jackass?
- Frank Barone: Doctor, could I have THIS removed?
- [points to Marie]
- Marie Barone: Doctor, before you go, is there such a thing as a "Personality Transplant"?