Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Debra Barone: So, how's the rib, Frank?
- Frank Barone: Okay, but I still can't burp the way I used to.
- Ray Barone: Just stick to your rehab, dad.
- Frank Barone: Boy am I glad to be out of that hospital. They had me so drugged up I didn't know whether I was coming or going.
- Marie Barone: I thought what they had you on was marvelous. I'm going to call Mexico to try and get some for the house.
- Debra Barone: We can never have sex again!
- Ray Barone: Whoa, WHAT?
- Debra Barone: Look at your father lying in there hurt. And now, everytime we - I'm gonna think of HIM. Working on those stairs and all of a sudden his Little Bald Head dropping out of sight.
- Ray Barone: Well, here's something you might try. Think of ME when we're having sex.
- Debra Barone: We did this to him, Ray. We lied to him and now he has a broken rib. WE broke his rib. We might as well have rolled off that bed and ON TO HIM!
- Ray Barone: HEY! You to put images my head? Because we MAY never have sex again.
- [Nurse walks by and hears him. Ray says to nurse]
- Ray Barone: Hey. Hi.
- [to Debra]
- Ray Barone: Look, this was not our fault.
- Debra Barone: Yes it is! This is 30% my fault and 70% YOURS!
- Ray Barone: Whoa, whoa! Where do you come up with those figures?
- Debra Barone: Because you STARTED it! None of this would've happened if you didn't have to tell your friends what a be STUDD you are!
- Ray Barone: Oh, why couldn't the nurse hear THAT?