Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Dad, let me ask you somthin'. When was the last time you ever said "I love you" to... anyone?
- Frank Barone: "I love you"?
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Yeah.
- Frank Barone: What do you live in, a freckin' Fairy Land or something?
- Debra Barone: I can't believe this.
- Ray Barone: I know. It's my brother, right?
- Debra Barone: No, it's not your brother.
- Ray Barone: Of course. It's my father... a pain in the ass!
- Debra Barone: No, not your father either.
- Ray Barone: Now I know. It's my mom. Come on, let's kill her.
- Debra Barone: Stop it, Ray.
- Ray Barone: Come on, you say that we don't do stuff together so... let's kill her and then go to the movies!