Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Marie Barone: [the front door swings open showing Robert with a look of crazed fury on his face, startling everyone] How did your interview go?
- Robert Barone: Come here. Let me tell you about it.
- Marie Barone: Didn't it go well?
- Robert Barone: Oh, it was going okay, and then Agent Garfield read me a letter about crazy Robert in his lucky suit.
- Debra Barone: What?
- Marie Barone: I never said crazy.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Ma, what did you do?
- Robert Barone: She faxed the FBI a letter about how she ruined my lucky suit.
- Marie Barone: I wasn't sure it went through; it's the first time I ever used a fax machine.
- Debra Barone: Marie, why don't you go into the kitchen? Robert, how about you stay here and... maybe blink a few times?
- Robert Barone: Why would you do it? Why would you send a letter? The guy looked at me like I was a pathetic, candy-ass mama's boy.
- Marie Barone: Well, then he seems awfully critical.
- Robert Barone: HE'S THE FBI, MA! I WASN'T APPLYING FOR A JOB AT THE GAP!
- Robert Barone: Oh, come on, Deb, come on! You know how she is! Now's your chance. Tell her how you feel! It's time to rise up and cast off the shackles!
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Easy there, Spartacus.