Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Ray Barone: So, what excuse did you give Dr. Greenburg this week?
- Robert Barone: Oh, I didn't even talk to him this week. I told him I was going to be working undercover for a while and when I came back I'd have plenty of issues.
- Frank Barone: What kind of issues?
- Robert Barone: I told him I had to dress as a woman and I had to borrow the outfit from my mother.
- Ray Barone: Oh yeah! Oh that's perfect.
- Robert Barone: I know!
- Frank Barone: If he only knew what a sick bastard you really are.
- Ray Barone: I know!
- Ray Barone: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like what we were talking about the other day. I'm kind of a lousy father because of him, so I just back it up, one more, to Grandpa Joe.
- Frank Barone: Yeah, and his dad was the worst. My grandpa, Sal.
- Robert Barone: Oh yeah?
- Frank Barone: Oh yeah. Grandpa Sal, very scary. He once made Mussolini wet himself.