Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Lois Whelan: Raymond, I just noticed that this background is blue. Do I have time to change into my gray pashmina?
- Ray Barone: [yelling suddenly] Get back in your place! We're taking this damn picture! Would you see what I'm dealing with here? Are you blind?
- Warren: Uh, Raymond.
- Ray Barone: [continues yelling] Baaah! No habla talkie talkie, okay? I've had it with trying to make everybody happy! I was trying to do something nice! I'm sick of everybody coming up to me, "Oh talk to Debra. " "Talk to your mother. " "Why can't my girlfriend be in the picture?" "Oh, I don't want to spend Christmas with them. " "Fix it, Raymond, talk. " I'm done talking! Don't talk to me anymore, you hear me? If you wanna talk, talk to yourselves 'cause I'm out!
- Lois Whelan: [clearly shaken] Maybe I'll just wear the blue.
- Frank Barone: Professional photography, one of the all-time great rackets.
- Ray Barone: All right, Dad, please.
- Frank Barone: Grab a camera, find some chumps, make 'em smile and say "rip-off!"