Doris Roberts credited as playing...
Marie Barone
- Robert Barone: So I see Ma's laid in supplies.
- Marie Barone: Well, you're welcome to come over here for dinner tomorrow night.
- Robert Barone: Oh, I see, so I'm a nice guy to have over, but you wouldn't want me staying here.
- Ray Barone: What, Robert?
- Robert Barone: Hmm? Nothing. Wasn't asked, wasn't considered.
- Marie Barone: What weren't you considered for, dear?
- Robert Barone: Let's see, today's category? Child care.
- Ray Barone: Look, Robert, I didn't think...
- Robert Barone: Oh, you didn't think? No, why would you think someone who's trained in CPR, public safety, and conflict resolution would be able to baby-sit?
- Robert Barone: What are you doing here?
- Marie Barone: Cleaning.
- Robert Barone: Ma, listen. I'm in charge while Raymond is away, all right?
- Marie Barone: Of course you are, dear. You're doing a wonderful job, The twins could use a nap.
- Robert Barone: I'm handling this.
- Marie Barone: I know, dear. I can hear through the vent. Have you thought about dinner?
- Robert Barone: I'm ordering a pizza.
- Marie Barone: No, pizza's not dinner. I'll fix something.
- [Marie heads into the kitchen. Robert turns to Ally]
- Robert Barone: Did you know she was here?
- Ally Barone: Grandma's *always* here.