Doris Roberts credited as playing...
Marie Barone
- Frank Barone: Now stop ignoring me, and make me some lunch! I'm feeling... pot roasty.
- Marie Barone: Make it yourself.
- Frank Barone: [horrified] Myself? What are you talking about?
- Marie Barone: I'm on to you. You pretend to be a stupid ass so I can wait on you hand and foot. It's over.
- [Frank sits down, realizing his jig is up]
- Ray Barone: Dad, you just gonna take that?
- Frank Barone: 45 years, I had a good run.
- Robert Barone: The wedding planner lady was supposed to print it out for you, and you were supposed to look it over!
- Amy MacDougall Barone: She said, you said send it out.
- Robert Barone: No, I said print it out!
- Amy MacDougall Barone: But she sent it out!
- Robert Barone: Oh, my god!
- Marie Barone: [Walks in, holding an invitation in her hand] Amy! Oh, my god!
- Amy MacDougall Barone: I know! Oh, my god!
- Marie Barone: What happened to it?
- Amy MacDougall Barone: Robert! Robert happened to it!
- Robert Barone: This wasn't supposed to go out!
- Amy MacDougall Barone: Oh, my god! I've gotta get the new invitations out right away!
- Marie Barone: All right, let me help you honey. Let's go.
- [Amy and Marie turn to exit, Debra and Robert follow]
- Debra Barone: Amy, I am so sorry about this. Let me know if there's anything I can do?
- [hugs Amy]
- Amy MacDougall Barone: Thanks, just kill Ray for me.
- Debra Barone: Oh, honey. I will.
- [Amy and Marie exit. Debra closes the door and turns around, fuming. Robert heads towards the door and turns around]
- Robert Barone: Hey, would it be okay if I just hang...
- [Debra glares at him]
- Robert Barone: Okay.
- [Robert exits]
- Marie Barone: The truth is, dear, you're allowed to be mad at him. In fact, keeping that anger bottled up can be bad for your health.
- Frank Barone: That's why this one will live to be 100.
- Debra Barone: Amy, you don't have to let him off the hook so easily. What he did was hurtful. Just like Ray and his one man zipper band.
- Ray Barone: He didn't play the zipper. That was his name.
- [Debra sighs]