Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- [Frank is eating lasagna from the platter]
- Marie Barone: Frank! What are you doing? You can't eat it from there! Your fork was in there! Now nobody can eat it!
- Frank Barone: That's all I have to do? In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too!
- Ray Barone: [comes in] Hey.
- Marie Barone: Hi, Raymond. Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Only you can't have lasagna... Or ice cream.
- Frank Barone: [sticks his fork in cake] Or chocolate cake.
- Marie Barone: Look at him! He's like an animal, marking his territory!
- [Frank sticks Marie with the fork]
- Marie Barone: Hey!
- Frank Barone: What? That's a compliment.
- Ray Barone: God, how I wish I could say this is the wrong house...
- Robert Barone: [on the radio] Open warehouse door check out okay. We'll do another check in a while and if need be call in the bow-wow.
- Robert Barone: [to Ray] That's a police dog.
- Ray Barone: A bow-wow's a police dog? How do you crack that code?
- Ray Barone: Stop! Robert's the one you should be worried about! Are you listening to me, Ma? He's the one who's out there everyday! He's the one who's risking his life...
- Marie Barone: I know what he does! I don't need to think about it!
- Ray Barone: Okay, I just wanted you to know...
- Frank Barone: ENOUGH! Your mother doesn't like to think about it!