Peter Boyle credited as playing...
Frank Barone
- Marie Barone: I have my own opinions. I'm not just some trophy wife.
- Frank Barone: Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?
- Ray Barone: That wasn't just a toaster, Ma. It said, "Merry Christmas. We love you. Michael, Geoffrey, Ally, Debra and Ray."
- Frank Barone: It spoke?
- Frank Barone: What if I wanted to have more kids?
- Ray Barone: If God hasn't stopped you, the government will.