Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Frank Barone: You were vacuuming?
- Ray Barone: Yeah. What? I help out around the house sometimes.
- Frank Barone: That's nice. Do you dust too, with a little feather duster, Nancy?
- Ray Barone: You know, dad, sometimes when you talk like that, people could get offended.
- Frank Barone: Offended by what?
- Ray Barone: Nothing, nothing. Forget about it.
- Frank Barone: No, what?
- Ray Barone: Nothing, it's just... when you say "Nancy", what are you implying, exactly?
- Frank Barone: That your name should be "Nancy".
- Ray Barone: And when you say "Nancy", that's your word for "gay"?
- Frank Barone: ...Very well.
- Ray Barone: And you mean that as an insult?
- Frank Barone: ...Yes, I believe I do.
- Ray Barone: Well, that's not nice.
- Frank Barone: That's why it's a good insult.
- Ray Barone: No, I mean, that's not nice to gay people.
- Frank Barone: You're right. I'm sorry...
- [smiling]
- Frank Barone: Mary.
- Marie Barone: You of all people should understand Frank. What about that man in Korea?
- Frank Barone: I told you never to mention that!
- Ray Barone: What? What happened in Korea?
- Frank Barone: Nothing happened! We were in a foxhole! it was cold and snowing! We huddled! You gotta survive don't you? It lasted half a second!
- Marie Barone: You see dear? Your father understands.
- Frank Barone: Our coats were insufficent. It was huddle or die!
- Marie Barone: Oh shut up Frank. We're talking about Robert. And we're telling him that we respect his choice.
- Robert Barone: It's not my choice!
- Marie Barone: I know dear. Frieda says it's something you're born with.