Doris Roberts credited as playing...
Marie Barone
- Robert Barone: [Robert's pant legs come down to well above his ankles. Definite "highwaters"] Let me ask you, do these pants look all right to you?
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Are you still growing?
- Robert Barone: [indicates Marie] She hemmed them. They're two inches too short.
- Marie Barone: It's nice to see a little sock.
- Robert Barone: Ma, I'm out there with criminals, okay? It's life or death. I have to be taken seriously.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Why don't you make them into shorts, like the mailman?
- Robert Barone: The mailman?
- Marie Barone: You're so unappreciative, Robert.
- Robert Barone: Okay, Ma, fine. I just won't get out of the squad car, okay? Let's hope there's no crime today. That'll give me a chance to maybe go by the post office and I can taIk about fashion tips with the other mailmen.