Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Marie Barone: I'm gonna kill your father.
- Ray Barone: [unenthusiastically] Oh, no, Mom. Don't.
- Marie Barone: Marco is my friend. Now I never see him anymore. He's always with your father. They're watching sports or swimming nude at the lodge.
- Debra Barone: There isn't enough chlorine in the world.
- Marie Barone: I mean, for the first time in I don't know how long, I had a real companion. Someone I could talk to. Do something, Raymond.
- Ray Barone: Me? What?
- Marie Barone: Talk to your father.
- Ray Barone: No, no, stick to the plan where you kill him.
- Frank Barone: Hey, Marie. Tick-tock. Where's my dinner?
- Marie Barone: Raymond has something to say to you.
- Frank Barone: What?
- Ray Barone: What...
- Marie Barone: Stay away from Marco.
- Debra Barone: Yeah.
- Frank Barone: [Confused, but turns to Ray anyway] Since when do you tell me what to do?
- Ray Barone: I'm not... I'm not talking. They are.
- Marie Barone: Marco was my friend.
- Frank Barone: Oh, yeah? He traded up.
- Frank Barone: I want him out of my house.
- Ray Barone: So throw him out.
- Debra Barone: Ray, let your parents work this out for themselves.
- Ray Barone: I'm just saying, you want someone out, you throw 'em out.
- Debra Barone: Yeah, you're the expert.
- Ray Barone: You, out!
- [Debra glares at him]
- Ray Barone: I'm kidding. You stay.