Patricia Heaton credited as playing...
Debra Barone
- Debra Barone: Marie, religious scholars spend their entire lives asking this question. You're not just gonna be able to pick up a bible and find the meaning of life.
- Marie Barone: Oh ye of little faith. That's in here too somewhere.
- Ray Barone: It turns out that Allie didn't want the sex talk! She asked me why God put us on earth!
- Debra Barone: So, what did you tell her?
- Ray Barone: I told her heaven was too crowded.
- Debra Barone: You what?
- Ray Barone: And then, I faked a cold and got the hell out of there.
- Debra Barone: I don't believe this! You wanted to act like a mature adult! Why didn't you stay and talk to her about it?
- Ray Barone: Because I studied for the sex talk!