Ray Romano credited as playing...
Ray Barone
- Ray Barone: It turns out that Allie didn't want the sex talk! She asked me why God put us on earth!
- Debra Barone: So, what did you tell her?
- Ray Barone: I told her heaven was too crowded.
- Debra Barone: You what?
- Ray Barone: And then, I faked a cold and got the hell out of there.
- Debra Barone: I don't believe this! You wanted to act like a mature adult! Why didn't you stay and talk to her about it?
- Ray Barone: Because I studied for the sex talk!
- Marie Barone: Ah here it is! "Where there is no oxen, the crib is empty but good harvest comes from the strength of the bull"
- Ray Barone: That's got nothing to do with this!
- Marie Barone: No?
- Ray Barone: [pause] No!
- Marie Barone: Okay.