Nancy McKeon credited as playing...
Jo Polniaczek
- Tootie Ramsey: Mrs. Garrett, Jo's trying to kill our squirrel again!
- Jo Polniaczek: Well, what do you expect me to do? Enroll it in class?
- Tootie Ramsey: Jo, you can't hurt that squirrel. Don't you know he's one of...
- Jo Polniaczek: One of God's creatures. Well, he's on my turf! I don't go into his forest. Face it, he bought it when he crossed my window ledge!
- Blair: [opens the window] What a gorgeous evening. 'The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below'. The Moon, Emily Dickinson.
- Jo Polniaczek: [shuts the window suddenly] It's freezing. Jo Polniaczek.
- [last lines]
- Edna Garrett: Can you imagine what that family thinks of Americans after tonight? They'll probably go back to France and never want to visit the United States again.
- Edna Garrett: [Begins smiling maliciously after a pause] Boy. That squirrel really flew out of the box, didn't it?
- Natalie Green: [all the girls begin smiling] Zoom.
- Jo Polniaczek: Flew through the air like Evil Knievel.
- Tootie Ramsey: And did you see the way Marie jumped on that table and refused to come down?
- Edna Garrett: SHE flew through the air like Evil Knievel!
- Jo Polniaczek: [in camouflage dress] I've had it with that hairy little creep!
- Edna Garrett: Oh, you shouldn't fight with Blair when she's sick!
- Jo Polniaczek: That squirrel chewed up my best biker gloves! This means war!