Nancy McKeon credited as playing...
Jo Polniaczek
- Edna Garrett: Isn't nature grand? Every spring, like clockwork, Blair sheds her old wardrobe.
- Jo Polniaczek: I thought only snakes did that.
- Natalie Green: It's a great school. A person would have to be nuts to turn down a chance to go there.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Especially if she were offered a scholarship.
- Jo Polniaczek: I knew it. Mrs. G squealed.
- Natalie Green: [picks up mike] Nobody has to squeal when Natalie Green is on the scene. I found your ripped-up envelope and put two and two together. I call it superior investigative reporting.
- Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti: I call it looking through garbage.
- Natalie Green: One must do what one must do.
- [with mike towards Jo:]
- Natalie Green: Jo, just between you and me, why did you turn down that scholarship to Langley?
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Yeah, nobody's ever done that.
- Natalie Green: This is a bigger story than Man Bites Dog.
- Jo Polniaczek: Is it bigger than Reporter Swallows Microphone?