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Nancy McKeon, Kim Fields, Mindy Cohn, Charlotte Rae, and Lisa Whelchel in The Facts of Life (1979)

Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek

Small But Dangerous

The Facts of Life

Nancy McKeon credited as playing...

Jo Polniaczek

Quotes6

  • Jo Polniaczek: Kid you're in this store and you're breathing, one of those things has gotta change.
  • Kelly Affinado: Mrs. Garrett, are you gonna let her threaten me like that?
  • Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: Why not? She's good at it.
  • Kelly Affinado: You called me a smurf and a twerp, it got me mad!
  • Jo Polniaczek: Well if you're mad at me, you take it up with me! You don't extort money from my friends!
  • Kelly Affinado: I can't take up anything with you, you don't talk to me! You just call me names and take off!
  • Jo Polniaczek: Well, what do you care what I call you? What do you care what anyone calls you? You are what you are, and what you are is a smurf and a twerp!
  • Kelly Affinado: I remember the first time I saw you. You were working at the motorcycle shop last year.
  • Jo Polniaczek: When were you there?
  • Kelly Affinado: I was there with my dad. He was trying to get his golf cart fixed.
  • Jo Polniaczek: Oh yeah, that guy. He was the one who stripped his gears in a sand trap. How come you remembered me?
  • Kelly Affinado: Are you kidding? In the ten minutes that I was there you fixed an engine, you drained a crankcase, and you tossed a six foot biker out on his tattoo!
  • Jo Polniaczek: All in a day's work.
  • Jo Polniaczek: Even Natalie and Tootie don't like her, and they like everybody.
  • Jo Polniaczek: If she gives you any problems, I'll come down here and step on her.
  • Blair Warner: I'll pay the store back, I have $50 dollars.
  • Jo Polniaczek: I don't care if you have a million dollars.
  • Blair Warner: But I do.
  • Jo Polniaczek: I know, and I don't care.

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