Mila Kunis credited as playing...
Meg Griffin
- Lois Griffin: I wonder how your father's first day at work went.
- [pulling up to the house like a fast-food drive-through, Peter honks the car horn]
- Meg Griffin: Dad? What the hell are you doing?
- Peter Griffin: [drunk] Uh, yeah, hey, buddy. Uh, I'll have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries. And, uh, do you sell pants?
- [Chris calls home after joining the Peace Corps]
- Lois Griffin: Hello?
- Chris Griffin: Hi, Mom!
- [Peter joins the call]
- Peter Griffin: Chris, buddy, thank God you're okay!
- Chris Griffin: Hi, Dad!
- Peter Griffin: Hey, this has been driving me crazy. Who was the chick on "Remington Steele"?
- [Stewie joins the call]
- Stewie Griffin: Hello?
- Chris Griffin: Stephanie Zimbalist?
- Stewie Griffin: No, Stewie Griffin. Who's this?
- Peter Griffin: [responding to Chris] Thank you!
- Lois Griffin: Chris, what are you doing down there?
- Chris Griffin: Relax, Mom. I'm having a great time!
- Stewie Griffin: [annoyed] You people knocked me off the modem!
- Lois Griffin: When are you coming home?
- Peter Griffin: How's the food in South America?
- Stewie Griffin: Do the women there have exposed cliteratti?
- Chris Griffin: I'll be home in a month, after people have forgotten I'm a freshman.
- Lois Griffin: Well... Please just take care of yourself, honey.
- [Meg joins the call]
- Meg Griffin: Hey, guys. Is everyone on the phone?
- Chris Griffin: I gotta go.
- [disconnects]
- Lois Griffin: Something's in the oven.
- [disconnects]
- Peter Griffin: I lost a shoe.
- [disconnects]
- Stewie Griffin: Don't leave me on the phone with her!
- Meg Griffin: Stewie?
- Stewie Griffin: [faking being interested] Hey... . How's school?
- Meg Griffin: [sweetly] Hi, Stewie.
- Stewie Griffin: Listen, I am swamped... but Mom has kept me up to date on everything you're doing... and I think it's just great. Hanging up now.
- [disconnects, groans]