Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Loretta Brown • Tricia Takanawa • Classmate #2 • Mrs. Connors • Old Woman • Flappy's Waitress • Customer • Mother • Mts. Stevens
- Joe Swanson: Wait a second. What about Peter? He's the one who wanted the trophy all along.
- Peter Griffin: I couldn't have stolen it. Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
- Lois Griffin: Peter!
- Peter Griffin: What? It's a ladder. He can't use it. That's like taking a watch off a dead guy.
- Lois Griffin: Meg... is that a real Prada bag? How did you make $1100 as a waitress in a week?
- Meg Griffin: It's easy... when you're the unwed teenage mother of a crack-addicted baby. Ha ha ha ha...
- Peter Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Meg. When did you become a teenager?
- Lois Griffin: Peter, she's sixteen.
- Peter Griffin: You KNEW about this?