Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Loretta Brown • Housewives
- Man: Wow, Lois Griffin. Hey, I love your act! Nice melons.
- Peter Griffin: Hey, listen pal!
- Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm holding melons.
- [She is shown holding two watermelons in front of her chest]
- Peter Griffin: Oh.
- Man: And her hooters ain't bad either.
- Peter Griffin: Now hang on a second there!
- Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm holding hooters!
- [She has two owls perched on her arm, still holding the melons]
- Peter Griffin: Oh, sorry.
- Man: No problem. Your wife's hot!
- Peter Griffin: All right that's it!
- Lois Griffin: Peter, where the hell have you been? We had a date.
- Peter Griffin: Oh sorry, honey, I must have lost track of the time. But what do you say, eh? 'Think the guys will like it?
- Lois Griffin: This is why you missed our dinner? To make a bar for your friends?
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, isn't it great? Oh boy, I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff and I have a criminal record.
- [grunts]