Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Barbara Pewterschmidt • Jodie Foster • Karin Parotta
- Lois Griffin: Hey there, sweetie! I got a wax this morning and, let's just say, you're cleared for landing! Huh?
- Glen Quagmire: [in the distance] *giggity!*
- Lois Griffin: I'm gonna become a model.
- Peter Griffin: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois. And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
- Chris Griffin: Me, too.
- Meg Griffin: Me, too.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, God. Meg, that's sick. That's your mother.
- Meg Griffin: I'm just trying to fit in.
- Peter Griffin: Get out. Get out of this house.
- Peter Griffin: [punches the wall] I said now!
- [Meg runs out]
- Lois Griffin: Hey, everybody, wait till you see this.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, my God. Moveable printed type. We must keep this from the serfs, lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry.
- Serf: What you got there, m'lord?
- Peter Griffin: Nothing! Back to your turnips!
- Lois Griffin: Peter, I got a wax job and lets just say, you're cleared for landing!
- Glen Quagmire: [off the screen] Giggitty!
- Lois Griffin: Hey there, sweetie! I got a wax this morning and let's just say you're cleared for landing, eh?
- Glen Quagmire: [From a distance] GIGGITY!
- Peter Griffin: Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece.
- [giggles]
- Glen Quagmire: Wow. Lois, you look great. I'd like to split you in half like a piece of lumber.
- Lois Griffin: [chuckles] Oh, thank you, Glenn.
- Joe Swanson: Yeah, Lois. I'd like to wear you like a hockey mask.
- Lois Griffin: Oh, you guys!