Patrick Warburton credited as playing...
Joe Swanson
- Peter Griffin: [at 3:00 a.m] Hey, everybody! Meg just had her first period!
- Joe Swanson: Peter, shut up! It's 3:00 in the morning!
- Cleveland: What the hell is going on out there?
- Glen Quagmire: Damn it! People are trying to sleep!
- Peter Griffin: I'm just saying, I'm proud of her! She's a woman! Yeah!
- Glen Quagmire: Yes, Peter, that's very hot, and I'll deal with it in the morning, but right now, I'm exhausted!
- Peter Griffin: [shouting out the window] Hey, everybody! Meg just had her first period!
- Joe Swanson: *Peter*! Shut up! It's three in the morning!
- Cleveland: What the hell's going on out there?
- Glen Quagmire: Damn it! People are trying to sleep!
- Peter Griffin: I'm just saying, she's a woman. I'm proud of her. Yay!
- Glen Quagmire: Yes, Peter, that's very hot and I'll deal with it in the morning but right now I'm exhausted.
- Peter Griffin: Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece.
- [giggles]
- Glen Quagmire: Wow. Lois, you look great. I'd like to split you in half like a piece of lumber.
- Lois Griffin: [chuckles] Oh, thank you, Glenn.
- Joe Swanson: Yeah, Lois. I'd like to wear you like a hockey mask.
- Lois Griffin: Oh, you guys!
- Bartender: Take your jacket off!
- Joe Swanson: [gets everyone in the bar to chant with him] Jacket off! Jacket off! Jacket off!