Mila Kunis credited as playing...
Meg Griffin • Women in Bathroom Stall #3
- Meg Griffin: I can't believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, yes, Meg. Yes-yes-yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not you years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
- Chris Griffin: My dad's smarter than your dad.
- Meg Griffin: We have the same dad, idiot!
- Chris Griffin: Yeah, but mine's smarter!
- Peter Griffin: Oh, God! What have I done? I'm the worst husband ever!
- Agent Jessup: Make that the worst father ever. Hi, I'm Agent Jessup form child services. I'm here to take your kids away.
- Peter Griffin: What? Why?
- Agent Jessup: Because you're mentally unfit to take care of them.
- Chris Griffin: No way!
- Meg Griffin: Oh, my God!
- Stewie Griffin: Finally!
- Glen Quagmire: [Quagmire slowly peaks out at Meg's slumber party] Oh, come on! You girls are boring the crap out of me! You know what I'm going to do? I... I... I'm going to go home and watch a dirty movie now! It's all this mindless chattering is what it is!
- [he leaves]
- Meg: Wow, that was weird. Hey, you wanna compare breasts?