Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Nancy • Tiffany • Kelly
- Lois Griffin: Peter, your father won't let up about Stewie getting baptized. I am sick of him always trying to force his religious views on us.
- Peter Griffin: Alright, I'll talk to him, Lois. But uh, you know, when my father wants something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but... it's gonna happen.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, what are all these women doing in our living room?
- Peter Griffin: Lois, I took your advice and picked a new religion. I'm gonna be a Mormon.
- Lois Griffin: A Mormon? Are you sure?
- Peter Griffin: Come on. Nailing a different wife every night? That's a no-brainer. Oh, Lois, this is Kimmy, the checkout girl from the Korean market. Uh, Nancy, our postal carrier. And you know Tiffany, the filthy woman who stands downtown and screams at traffic.
- Tiffany: [screaming] I ate a tube of Crest for dinner!
- Peter Griffin: Isn't she funny? She's definitely the Kramer of my Mormon wives. Nancy, get me a beer.
- Nancy: Uh, Mormons aren't allowed to drink alcohol.
- [cut to Peter dragging trash cans to the curb]
- Lois Griffin: Peter, did you just throw those women away?
- Peter Griffin: [defensively] No!
- [blocking her way as she moves to open one of the lids]
- Peter Griffin: Maybe.