Gary Cole credited as playing...
Bill Lumbergh • Priest
- Bill Lumbergh: Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and not complain about this. Oh, and if you could go ahead and sit at the kids' table, that'd be great.
- Priest: I'm sorry, Mr. Griffin, but I can't baptize little Stewie today. It turns out our last shipment of holy water is tainted.
- Francis Griffin: Tainted? Holy water? How'd that happen?
- [cut to the Vatican, where a Cardinal leaves the bathroom without washing his hands]