Carlos Alazraqui credited as playing...
Mr. Weed • Monkey #4 • Monkey #5 • Assistant Worker
- Peter Griffin: Mr. Weed, distinguished members of the board, may I present this year's hottest new toy: Mr. Zucchini Head. He's got stupid/cool, hip-hop style. With his little hat... and his Doc Martens.
- Mr. Weed: Uh, thank you, Peter. That's enough.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, wait, wait, wait. This is the best part: he dances!
- [flipping a switch, it vibrates across the table]
- Happy Go Lucky Co-Workers: I've seen enough.
- Happy Go Lucky Co-Workers: How inappropriate.
- Happy Go Lucky Co-Workers: I haven't had sex in four years.
- Mr. Weed: Gentlemen, I apologize for wasting your time. Peter is an adequate assembly-line worker, but you'll be happy to know our company does not pay him to think.
- [he laughs, and Peter joins in half-heartedly]
- Mr. Weed: [taking the "zucchini"] I'll take this.
- [entering his office]
- Mr. Weed: No calls.