Mike Henry credited as playing...
Cleveland Brown • John Herbert • Michael Moore • TV Announcer #3
- Peter Griffin: Hey, hey! I got an idea! Let's play "I Never..." Y-you gotta drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
- Cleveland Brown: Oh, I got one. I never slept with a woman with the lights on.
- [Peter, Joe, and Quagmire drink]
- Joe Swanson: I'll go next. Uh, I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
- [Cleveland and Quagmire drink]
- Peter Griffin: Uh, all right, let's see. Uh... I never did a chick in a Logan Airport bathroom.
- [Quagmire drinks. Several minutes later, we see lots of empty beer bottles in front of Quagmire]
- Peter Griffin: God. Let's see. What else is there? Um... I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Glenn Quagmire: Oh, God!
- [takes a swig]
- Joe Swanson: I, uh... I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
- Glenn Quagmire: Oh, come on!
- [takes another drink]
- Peter Griffin: Um, I never did the same thing, but with someone from JoAnn Fabrics.
- Glenn Quagmire: Oh, God, this is ridiculous!
- [takes a drink and gets knocked out]
- Peter Griffin: Oh, boy, he's out cold. Hey, let's write on him!
- [Peter, Joe, and Cleveland giggle]