Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Marion Cunningham • Robin Hood
- Stewie Griffin: Stupid, greedy savages!
- Lois Griffin: Stewie! That's a terrible thing to say.
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- Lois Griffin: This one particular tribe has lost their way, but most Native Americans are proud, hard-working people who are true to their spiritual heritage. They are certainly NOT savages.
- ['The More You Know' logo appears]
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, that's funny, mother. Just this morning you said they were lazy, like the dirty Mexicans.
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- Stewie Griffin: Ha ha! Just kidding. The Mexicans are a clean and industrious people with a rich cultural heritage.
- ['The More You Know' logo appears]
- Meg Griffin: Yeah, not like those dumb, gargantuan Swedes.
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- Meg Griffin: Actually, the Swedish people run the gamut from very short to tall. And did you know that Sweden gave us the brilliant inventor Alfred Nobel?
- ['The More You Know' logo appears]
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, which is more than we ever got from those free-loading Canadians.
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- Peter Griffin: Canada sucks!
- Peter Griffin: [refusing to accept he's lost] You know I can't ask another human being for directions.
- Lois Griffin: Why not?
- Peter Griffin: Because I'm a man. Haven't you ever seen a stand-up comedian, Lois?
- Lois Griffin: Stewie, I've got something special for you.
- Stewie Griffin: Jell-o, how exotic! I feel like I'm on the deck of the Q.E. 2!
- Lois Griffin: [Stewie has just seen his parents having sex] Honey, there's nothing wrong with what you saw... in fact, that's sort of how you were created...
- Stewie Griffin: Oh! That is a vile and odious lie! Get out of here woman, get out!
- [Lois leaves, Brian enters]
- Brian Griffin: Oh, God. You saw them together, didn't you?
- Stewie Griffin: Ngg...
- [Stewie nods]
- Brian Griffin: You know the tub where you take your little baths? They've done it there, too.