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Seth Green, Michael Chiklis, and Seth MacFarlane in Family Guy (1999)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin • Dharma • The Dating Game Host

There's Something About Paulie

Family Guy

Alex Borstein credited as playing...

Lois Griffin • Dharma • The Dating Game Host

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  • Lois Griffin: Peter, did you get that thing taken care of.
  • Peter Griffin: That thing? Oh yeah, I had the doctor look at it.
  • [Cut to Peter at the doctor's office]
  • Dr. Hartman: Mr. Griffin, that's not a growth, that's your penis.
  • Peter Griffin: Oh, well what about the...?
  • Dr. Hartman: Testicles.
  • Peter Griffin: Lois, what are you doing lying on the couch at this hour? Have you been drinking?
  • Lois Griffin: Peter, you know I never drink.
  • Peter Griffin: Oh yeah? Just like you never dodged the draft?
  • Lois Griffin: What are you talking about? I'm a woman.
  • Peter Griffin: Sure you are. Now.
  • Lois Griffin: Peter, how can we afford this?
  • Peter Griffin: Let's just say the car was a steal.
  • Lois Griffin: Say that again.
  • Peter Griffin: The car was a steal.
  • Lois Griffin: This time without winking.
  • Peter Griffin: The car was a steal. Wink.

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