Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Flo Capp • Rudolph • Connie's Friend • Jock #2 • Fourth Girl Teacher
- Meg Griffin: [after getting humiliated by Connie] Mom, you were right! I should have just stuck to the plan.
- Lois Griffin: Well, I figured you might get soft on me, so I hired an old friend to scar them for life.
- [Connie's front doorbell rings]
- Glen Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
- Connie D'Amico: Sixteen.
- Glen Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
- Connie D'Amico: [calling offscreen] Mom!
- Glen Quagmire: I like where this is going. Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy.
- Lois Griffin: We'll meet you in the ten-inches-or-less line.
- [beat; Lois realizes what she's just said as she walks away]
- Lois Griffin: Items!
- Lois Griffin: What wrong, honey?
- Peter Griffin: I'll tell you what's wrong: I'm trying to make love to you and you're thinking about Chris!
- Lois Griffin: Peter, is there something you need to tell me?
- Peter Griffin: Thanks to you, our son has a huge wang!
- Lois Griffin: Thanks to me?
- Peter Griffin: Well, he didn't get it from me!
- Lois Griffin: Look Meg, I'm that pretty dark-haired figure skater with the horse teeth. You know, the one who got what she had coming.