Lisa Wilhoit credited as playing...
Connie D'Amico
- Meg Griffin: [after getting humiliated by Connie] Mom, you were right! I should have just stuck to the plan.
- Lois Griffin: Well, I figured you might get soft on me, so I hired an old friend to scar them for life.
- [Connie's front doorbell rings]
- Glen Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
- Connie D'Amico: Sixteen.
- Glen Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
- Connie D'Amico: [calling offscreen] Mom!
- Glen Quagmire: I like where this is going. Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy.