Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Mr. Berler's Wife
- Lois Griffin: Oh, Meg, I think you're just trying to fit in by pretending to be something you're not, like the time Peter pretended to be racist to get out of Jury duty.
- Peter Griffin: [Cuts to a court room with Peter in the Jury box surrounded by only white people] Awful lotta Honkies in here.
- Lois Griffin: Okay, Meg, you can lay off the charade now. My God, you're as transparent as your father was when he pretended to be a Chasidic Jew to get off work.
- Peter Griffin: Good morning, Hebrews and Shebrews! What a glorious Jewish day! Hey, how 'bout all those coupons in the Sunday paper, huh? Some good deals there. Hey, y'know, I went into a store last week, and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I "ussed" them down to 500.
- [He gets kicked in the crotch]
- Lois Griffin: Brian, this is inexcusable!
- Peter Griffin: Yeah! What if something had happened to Stewie?
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, and my ear's in a cup, so I guess that doesn't count.
- Lois Griffin: Brian, there you are. Do you have any idea what time it is? Stewie was supposed to be in bed two hours ago.
- Brian Griffin: Oh, yeah. He's... uh... he's... um... He was right here, right next to me, like, four hours ago.
- Lois Griffin: What? Brian, you were supposed to watch him!
- [Stewie is back home]
- Lois Griffin: Oh, my little sweetie!