Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Liza • Girl in Commercial • Jessica Fletcher
- Lois Griffin: Peter, Brian please! Can't you two go back to the way you used to be?
- [cut to a scene with the same characters, but styled as a 1930s version might look, then cut back to the original scene]
- Brian Griffin: I'm never going back to the way things were, not after the way I was treated, not after the things I've seen.
- Chris Griffin: What did you see? Was it breasts?
- Peter Griffin: Ah, geez, get over it Brian, I mean, how bad you have it here? When I found you, you were nothing but a stray.
- Brian Griffin: [gasp] You swear, you never speak of that.
- [cut to flashback of Brian and Peter's first meeting: Brian is washing car windows for change, Peter is passing in his car]
- Peter Griffin: Uh, no thank you, I just had it cleaned.
- [Brian starts cleaning window]
- Peter Griffin: Oh. Ah, geez.
- Brian Griffin: All set, sir.
- Peter Griffin: I don't have any change, sorry.
- Brian Griffin: Oh, that's okay. No charge.
- Peter Griffin: Wait! Wait! Uh, you're hungry? 'Cause you know, my wife makes this beefaroni casserole, out of this world.
- Meg Griffin: Ugh, it's SO hot out there.
- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin, Stewie Griffin: How hot is it?
- Meg Griffin: I don't know. Like around 98, 99?
- Peter Griffin: [Beat] I don't get it.
- Lois Griffin: You're looking well.
- Brian Griffin: Yeah, don't get too close. They say I'm dangerous. That's why the MAN is gonna put me down.