Mila Kunis credited as playing...
Meg Griffin
- Lois Griffin: Look, Peter, people!
- Jorad: Halt!
- Peter Griffin: Uh-oh!
- Jorad: I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory. Do you have any food?
- Peter Griffin: Ah, no, that that's why we're on the road.
- Jorad: Then you may not pass until you answer the following question. Name something you take on a picnic.
- Meg Griffin: A blanket!
- Brian Griffin: Potato salad!
- Chris Griffin: Chicken!
- Lois Griffin: Merlot
- Stewie Griffin: A dead Lois!
- Peter Griffin: Ah, ah, ah, okay, ah, we're gonna go with potato salad.
- Jorad: Show me potato salad!
- [points at sky. Peter and Lois look. Jorad and Highway warriors look]
- Peter Griffin: [whispers] Maybe we should go now.
- [Peter and Lois back away slowly]
- Meg Griffin: Yeah, why are we here in this bomb shelter when I could be getting felt up by Kevin?
- Lois Griffin: Now don't give it to him all at once, honey, make him work for it.
- Peter Griffin: Hey guys. You know that one Christmas present you really wanted, but didn't get?
- Meg Griffin: A phone?
- Chris Griffin: A pony?
- Brian Griffin: A humidor?
- Stewie Griffin: A dead Lois?
- Meg Griffin: It's just not fair. I finally get date with Kevin and he gets vaporized!
- Chris Griffin: He's just using that as an excuse. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!