Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Gladys
- Lois Griffin: I'm so bored without Stewie around, I don't know what to do.
- Brian Griffin: We could get hammered.
- Lois Griffin: Uh, Well, this is just great! How the Hell are we supposed to get home?
- Peter Griffin: Look, all we got to do is to get some fake passports on the black market.
- Lois Griffin: Where are you going? You're never gonna find the black market!
- Peter Griffin: Oh, that's what you said about that back-alley-abortionist! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you changed your mind, the point is I *found* the guy.
- Lois Griffin: [after learning Peter tricked her into becoming a flight attendant so he could fly for free] You convinced me to keep a job I hate just so you could fly free?
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, and if I talked real loud like that, I could make you look like the bad guy too!
- Lois Griffin: My feet are killing me, I've got vomit in my pocket, and I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie 47 times! Have you seen the lips on that woman? It's like a baboon's ass on her face! Peter, I took this job for excitement, and you're the one who's having it all.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, it's excitement you want, huh? How would you like to join the mile high club? C'mon, you be the stewardess and I'll be the mysterious stranger who's drillin' ya.
- Lois Griffin: Stewie needs to learn how to socialize with other children. Maybe we should put him in daycare.
- Peter Griffin: Lois, his answers are out on the open road. I say we give him a hobo pack on the end of a stick, a can of beans, and a pocketful of dreams.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, do you even know which one of our children I'm talking about?
- Peter Griffin: [Awkward pause] Gordon?
- Lois Griffin: My feet are killin' me. I've got vomit in my pocket and I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie 47 times. have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face.
- Lois Griffin: I took this job for excitement, and you're the one who's having it all.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, it's excitement you want, huh? How would you like to join the mile high club? C'mon, you be the stewardess and I'll be the mysterious stranger who's drillin' ya.