Reginald VelJohnson credited as playing...
Carl Winslow
- Harriette Winslow: So, um, Oona, how are things in Altoona?
- Aunt Oona: Oh, not so good. I've had a streak of bad luck.
- Eddie Winslow: Oh, well, what happened?
- Aunt Oona: My kitchen exploded.
- Carl Winslow: Oh. How did it do that?
- Aunt Oona: The gas line broke when my living room flooded.
- Carl Winslow: Well, how did your living room flood?
- Aunt Oona: The water pipe snapped when the roof collapsed.
- Carl Winslow: But if you...
- Steve Urkel: Oh, give it up, Carl. It's quicksand.
- [Eddie and Waldo accidentally crashed Waldo's snowmobile through the kitchen and into the living room]
- Carl Winslow: Edward?
- Eddie Winslow: Yeah?
- Carl Winslow: Can you move, son?
- Eddie Winslow: Yeah.
- Carl Winslow: [growling] Then I suggest you RUN.