Donna Summer credited as playing...
Aunt Oona
- Steve Urkel: Aunt Oona!
- Aunt Oona: [creeps up to the door] What?
- Steve Urkel: [brings her in to meet the Winslows] Oh, come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Now, they don't bite, and even if they do, they've already had their shots.
- Harriette Winslow: So, um, Oona, how are things in Altoona?
- Aunt Oona: Oh, not so good. I've had a streak of bad luck.
- Eddie Winslow: Oh, well, what happened?
- Aunt Oona: My kitchen exploded.
- Carl Winslow: Oh. How did it do that?
- Aunt Oona: The gas line broke when my living room flooded.
- Carl Winslow: Well, how did your living room flood?
- Aunt Oona: The water pipe snapped when the roof collapsed.
- Carl Winslow: But if you...
- Steve Urkel: Oh, give it up, Carl. It's quicksand.