Ben Browder credited as playing...
John Crichton
- John Crichton: What did you imagine... for your life?
- Aeryn Sun: Service, promotion, retirement, death. You?
- John Crichton: This is exactly what I imagined.
- Officer Aeryn Sun: [as they're about to be strafed] You and your timing.
- John Crichton: I love you.
- [They kiss and get crystallized]
- Ka D'Argo: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
- John Crichton: And the baby?
- Officer Aeryn Sun: It's yours.
- [pause]
- Officer Aeryn Sun: I just wanted to tell you. Hope it doesn't change anything.
- John Crichton: [pause] Well it changes everything.
- [stands]
- John Crichton: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! YEAH! FRELL YEAH! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY!
- Chiana: [inside Moya] Wh- What's going on?
- Ka D'Argo: Now John seems very, very angry.
- Chiana: Sex does it.
- General Ka D'Argo: For you.
- Chiana: For everyone. Sex.
- John Crichton: With you? Or with him?
- Chiana: Whatever.
- Harvey: Curious holiday, Easter. Religious leader dies, comes back from the dead, and you end up celebrating like this.
- [John tries to continue recording]
- Harvey: John.
- John Crichton: Not now! You son of... . This is not the time to be messing with me.
- [both pant]
- John Crichton: [John grunts]
- [Harvey groans]
- John Crichton: You want me to fail, don't you?
- Harvey: Quite the contrary, John. Should your planet fall victim, I would not wish to reside in the head that blames itself.
- John Crichton: Then why?
- Harvey: I've examined this thoroughly from my unique perspective. And I believe your fears are correct. I believe you will fail.
- John Crichton: After all that's happened, how do you expect me to trust you?
- Harvey: Well, I think that, like religion, is an individual choice, either you believe, and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't. In which case, chocolate.