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Ben Browder in Crichton Kicks (2002)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

Crichton Kicks

Farscape

Ben Browder credited as playing...

John Crichton

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  • [John and Aeryn in a dream of John's, talking about their child]
  • John Crichton: Maybe it's not mine at all.
  • Aeryn Sun: You just won't let that rest, will you?
  • John Crichton: Nah. Maybe it's got a little pony tail and a teeny, tiny goatee.
  • Aeryn Sun: Maybe.
  • John Crichton: Maybe there's half a metal face on it.
  • Aeryn Sun: Maybe.
  • John Crichton: Maybe it's a royal pain in the ass, eats all the time and farts a lot.
  • Aeryn Sun: Then we'll know it's yours.
  • Sikozu: Shift your gravity center, hurry.
  • John Crichton: Do what?
  • Chiana: What if the creature's waiting?
  • John Crichton: Then piss it off.
  • Chiana: How?
  • John Crichton: Pretend it's me.
  • Dominar Rygel XVI: I gotcha. I gotcha. I uh, uh
  • [pauses]
  • Dominar Rygel XVI: tried.
  • John Crichton: [shouting] Rigel you bastard.
  • Dominar Rygel XVI: I tried.
  • Sikozu: They know we're here.
  • John Crichton: Oh, nothing gets by you, does it?
  • Elack's Pilot: We are old. We must accept our time is soon anyway. Perhaps in passing, we can serve some purpose for others.
  • John Crichton: She's the mother Theresa of the uncharted Territories. No, you don't mind if we fight for you, do you?
  • Dominar Rygel XVI: Why me?
  • John Crichton: Severed heads, severed hands. It's a motif.

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