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Ben Browder in Farscape (1999)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

Lava's a Many Splendored Thing

Farscape

Ben Browder credited as playing...

John Crichton

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  • John Crichton: [talking about Noranti] D, we may have to stick granny in a home.
  • General Ka D'Argo: I think we should burn her.
  • John Crichton: You burn your old folks?
  • General Ka D'Argo: No. Just sounded like a good idea.
  • John Crichton: Grandma, you okay?
  • General Ka D'Argo: I think she's asleep.
  • John Crichton: Grandma.
  • General Ka D'Argo: Oy!
  • John Crichton: This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic! She's a triple threat. Grandma get up!
  • General Ka D'Argo: That is your plan?
  • John Crichton: Yeah.
  • General Ka D'Argo: To hit him with a rock, when they have these, like, shield things?
  • John Crichton: Is that a head?
  • John Crichton: How come everything tastes like chicken?
  • Utu-Noranti Pralatong: Right. And they're gonna keep shooting at us untill we die unless we talk to them, so let me mediate!
  • General Ka D'Argo: You know, maybe we should let her try.
  • John Crichton: Nah, she's gonna get shot.
  • General Ka D'Argo: And that would be bad?
  • John Crichton: [after Noranti gives them a full monty] Oh my god!
  • General Ka D'Argo: Niiiiiii!

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