Ben Browder credited as playing...
John Crichton
- Neeyala: We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided and must've been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillon generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with the non-thermal dimensional forces.
- Aeryn Sun: Do you understand any of those words?
- John Crichton: Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in.
- [inside John's head]
- John Crichton: If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for?
- Scorpius: Faster delivery of pizzas.
- John Crichton: You know me? My race?
- Jool: Sebecean. Intellectually suited to carry weapons and die marching in formation.
- John Crichton: Human. Your species and mine might be related.
- Jool: Of course they are. I have a brother who's a Stanerian Lizard.
- Neeyala: [about Aeryn] She doesn't like you.
- John Crichton: Nah, it's a phase. It's part of her charm.
- Neeyala: I admit to some skepticism myself.
- [inside John's head]
- Scorpius: Did you call me here... to talk you out of your guilt?
- John Crichton: No. It's just... the information amassed inside their ship...
- Scorpius: No contest! I sit here inside your feeble brain, listen to the arguments bounce off the hollow spaces, how could you not choose science above a beast of burden? You disgust me, John!
- [sits]
- Scorpius: I long for the dumpster. Pilot and Moya are to die, John. Take the wormhole knowledge that's fallen in your lap and call it a day!